Hopeless (second draft)

I wrote this 6 months before I started dating Kate. The relationship lasted two years, so it wasn't a entirely a waste. Yeah, I am a loser that I didn't have the balls to ask her out 6 months after this.

'Hopeless'
by
Quincy Jackson
To my past, my mistakes and to what Will refers to as 'my pulsating star.'

INT.- COFFEE SHOP-ISH PLACE- Evening

Acoustic mandolin music enraptures the room as JACK sits on a sofa. In this room they are three guys sitting at a table playing Monopoly and another person is sitting in isolation ready, you can't really make out who this person is, this person is out of focus. JACK sits back and begins his monologue.

JACK
I'm sitting, I being Jack, and Jack is sitting here for some unknown reason. The music is shit and the beer sucks, for some strange reason (looking at a bottle of Budweiser) I just can not grow a taste for American Beer. I honestly believe American Beer is for those that can't afford anything else and is so deep into their addiction.
(Pauses)
To be honest, I am sitting here thinking of her. Every time I get my mind off of her there is always something that puts my mind right back on the subject of this girl that has stolen the object of my affection. I should be with her. I have been away from her so long that my friends over there playing some sort of board game thinks I am a moody dick.

Cuts to the Table

RALPH
(who is sitting in the middle)
Yeah he is a dick.

DAVE
(Who is sitting to the left)
A true dick.

GUY TO THE RIGHT
(British Accent)
Umm.. I don't really know him, I am just playing the game.

Cuts back to JACK

JACK
I would give you examples to throw on for evidence but that wouldn't be telling the story at hand, in all actuality I would be telling there story, the story of two losers, but no I'll pass on that notion. This is my story, about some random guy, and as most random guys do will go to great extend to impress a girl. And the sad thing is that we aren't a really good match. I could give you the top five reason we don't belong together. And here they are from least important to most important, you know, try to form some sort of drama from nothing.
1.The least important but well it bears something Her mother probably wouldn't approve
2.My friends other then Ralph disapproves of her, in fact some of them flat out loathe the girl. The same goes for one or two of her college friends.

Cuts to a diner.

JEAN
How do you tolerate the girl?

JACK
(shrugs)
I don't know, all I know is I like her. If I could explain the reason why I like this girl then I would as well know the secrets of the universe.

JEAN
Whatever.

Cuts to COFFEE SHOP

JACK
(resuming conversation with camera.)
But Ralph can only take her in small doses.

Cut to EXT.- SIDEWALK- Daytime
Jack and Ralph are walking along the path of the sidewalk.

RALPH
Yeah I'll never take her with us to movies again, especially whenever we are in big groups.

INT.-CINEMA
Chris, Jack, Virginia, Dave and several other people are sitting together in the cinema. Dramatic music is playing and it is assumed that something very important to the flick is going down. Everyone has an annoyed look on there face except Jack who has both feet propped on the back of the seat in front of him and Virginia is giggling as loud as she can.

INT.- COFFEE SHOPISH PLACE

JACK
3.Not important either but she hates my favorite color. She is always talking about the evils of pink but that is ok. I really don't have a problem with it.

INT.- COLLEGE CAFETERIA
A bunch of the 'goth' kiddies are sitting at a table, and JACK is sitting there for some strange reason.

VIRGINIA
(looking as though she is looking for approval)
I hate pink.

People glance at her as though they really don't care.

INT.- COFFEE SHOPISH PLACE

JACK
4.I don't think I am what she is looking for. The kind of guy she is usually is after is those that have I.Q.s smaller then my penis. Like there was this one time I drove her ex boy friend to the bus station to help him runaway to see this chick that he had met on the Internet. Ummm.. Yeah and then I had a conversation on the way of the samurai, yeah like that guy has any idea about the samurai. Fuckers like that should be kicked in the balls, odd side note, he liked it whenever Virginia kicked him in the balls, that would get him off. And he is very odd looking but I can't really say anything about that.

5. And this is the kicker, clincher, whatever you want to call it, I don't think she is what I am looking for in a girl. Kinda bad to say about the girl in which you have been dreaming about the last few days. I really don't understand my obsession with this girl, which then yet again, do I even know what I want.
(Pauses)
Yes I want her. I can give you my top five reasons why I am crazy about this girl, but first a brief history.

INT.-School Bus- Early morning- Quite a few years earlier
JACK is a little younger and is sitting in a seat across from a red headed kid.

JACK
(present Jack V.O. Talking about the past)
Well wasn't I such a douche. Yeah I first met Virginia whenever I was a Senior in high school all them many years ago. Though I usually drove to school, sometimes I would ride the bus just to see her. I don't know why, at that time I was fixated on someone else, but if there was one person that could have shaken it. It would have been her.

The bus comes to a stop

FLOYD
(the red headed kid across the aisle)
Oh my god, it is Virginia. That girl would used to jump on me and kiss me, really freaked me out.

JACK
No person is that freaky, especially to freak out the great Floyd

FLOYD
Well she is.

Enters VIRGINIA on to the bus. She is carrying a shoulder bag, like the giant pocket books used as backpacks, various art books, and sketch books.

JACK
(VO)
Now I can't really remember what got us talking, and to tell you the truth I don't even remember that I talked to her at all that first day I met her. Probably, but then I don't remember my first words to her, more then likely it was hello, but that doesn't really matter. I don't think it matters, I mean that is trivial, and I have smoke and dealt in marijuana since then so I really can't remember a whole lot.

INT.-COFFEE SHOPISH PLACE

JACK
Now High School was cool, especially with Virginia there. It was as though I had my 'double' there in so many words, and I loved every minute of it.

RALPH
Yeah but he had three other girls he was crazy about.

JACK
Shut up Ralph, that is another story, though she was the fourth, I loved every minute of it.

INT.- High School cafeteria- morning
A bunch of guys and Virginia with Jack and Floyd sitting around a table in the corner of the lunchroom, like a band of outcasts, man the fun.

JACK
(VO)
Well the bizarre thing about the cafeteria, I was usually the craziest son of a bitch in whole entire world, thus my Polko rep as Crazy Jack.

Jack takes a can and shakes it while sitting at the table.

Fenwick #1
(eating a sausage biscuit)
Oh god Jack, not me, please don't let spray on me.

JACK
Today I think I am going to spray the prep table.

FLOYD
Go for it man.

Virginia watches as she draws something silently, one of the few times she is actually devoted to something.

JACK opens the can on the Preps, JACK comes running back to his table.

The entire cafeteria erupts into a roar of laughter, no more chatter just laughter.

The Alpha male of the Football squad comes walking over to the quite corner of Jack and Jack's friends.

ALPHA MALE
(Appearing to be tough)
What da fuck do you think you are doing?

JACK
(Picking up a chair and holding it over his head as though the legs are horns on his head)
Back you, you primate, Back.

ALPHA MALE
I ought ta punch the lights out you.

JACK
I said back you beast.

ALPHA MALE
Haha, you beast, who the hell do you think you are?

JACK
So are you going to stop with the empty threats and go away, or what.

ALPHA MALE
What does the little freak thinks he's going to do with that chair?

JACK
This!

JACK charges into the ALPHA MALE with the chair knocking him back.

ALPHA MALE
Now you've done it, you freak.
(ALPHA MALE stands up and brushes off)

All the guys at the table stand up.

FLOYD
Buddy, if you continue to miss with him you'll have to go through us.

ALPHA MALE
(Looking at JACK who is gloating)
Hey you, insane fuck, I'll get you later.

ALPHA MALE walks away, defeated.

JACK
Jerk.

Cut to: INT.- Coffee shopish place- evening

JACK
But this sub-story doesn't end there because they're a minor Virginia story tie in whenever that whatchamacallit returned and the sad thing was it was lunch time.

Cut to: INT.- High school cafeteria- noon
The cafeteria is fill with hungry high school students and teachers alike. Virginia and Fenwick #2 are playing some sort of card game. Jack is just witnessing the events of this fantasy based card game and daydreaming how cool it would be if a barbarian with a battle ax would actually chop the table in half. But the next best thing happens, ALPHA MALE walks up to the table coming behind Virginia. ALPHA MALE is sipping on a cup of tea.

ALPHA MALE
(looking devious)
So what is this Pokemon or something?

FENWICK #2
Yeah something, can you just leave us alone.

ALPHA MALE
(glaring at JACK and then to Virginia)
I was just wondering.

ALPHA MALE purposely drops the cup of tea on Virginia's cards. Virginia looks pist off, FENWICK #2 was just going to say something.

ALPHA MALE
Oops, sorry.

VIRGINIA
Hey fuck you.

ALPHA MALE exits.

JACK
(taking a paper towel and dabs at the cards, hoping they won't ruin)
Sorry Virginia, an asshole is an asshole, and that is an asshole.

FENWICK #2
You shouldn't have splashed that guy with Yoohoo.

JACK
I'll get him back.

JACK reaches in his backpack

FENWICK #2
Oh god Jack, what the hell are you going to do?

JACK
(Sits back up with a pair of siscors in hand)
Nothing, it'll be about ten minutes before I can do anything.

FENWICK #2
Just don't start a war with the preps.

VIRGINA
War! Blood! YAY!

FENWICK #2
Yeah whatever Virginia

JACK
I'll be back later.

JACK takes a seat on the other side of the lunchroom and watches ALPHA MALE's table for that window of time he left the table. ALPHA MALE gets up and walks towards the bathroom, then JACK goes and sits in his place.

JACK
So what's up guys?

PREP GUY
Ummm... Jack, Chris was sitting there.

JACK
I don't think he'll mind

PREP GUY
Ok, whatever man

JACK
Do you guys want to see something funny.

PREP GIRL
What would that be?

JACK
(playing with scissors)
Well, how about a little fuzz in your friend's tea?

PREP GUY
What are you talking about?

JACK
Just watch you dumb ass and then you might just understand.

JACK cuts a few hairs from his pubic area. JACK then sprinkles the pubic hair into ALPHA MALE's tea cup.

PREP GUY
Oh god this is going to be funny.

PREP GIRL
Here he comes.

JACK goes back to the empty table.

ALPHA MALE takes a seat at the table with his 'friends'.

ALPHA MALE has a few laughs with his mates before he bottoms up the tea cup. Once he does drink all of the tea his friends die laughing. Everyone of them were laughing and one explained what just happened. ALPHA MALE stands up, throwing the chair behind him and walks towards JACK.

ALPHA MALE
So what is your fucking problem?

JACK
I have no problem

ALPHA MALE
Why did you have to put fucking pubes in my tea?

JACK
Why did you have to spill tea on my friend's cards?

ALPHA MALE
You know what, you aren't funny.

JACK
And you know what, I really don't give a rat's ass

ALPHA MALE starts to punch JACK, but the Principal walks up and catches ALPHA MALE's punch.

Cut to: INT.- COFFEE SHOPISH PLACE

JACK
Yeah I don't know the meaning behind that story, but I thought it was funny. Maybe it would have something to do with the fact I will do anything for Virginia.

Cuts to RALPH who is still playing Monopoly.

RALPH
Are you ever going to shut up over there?

JACK
No

RALPH
Really who the fuck are you talking to?

JACK
Ummm... all of these people who also don't really care about Virginia either.

RALPH
How many times do I have to tell you she's seeing someone.

JACK
I don't really care.

RALPH
Ok.

DAVE
Don't fuel his fire Ralph.

RALPH
Alright continue with your f-ing story.

JACK
(To Ralph) Yeah thats right, play your Monopoly. (Into Camera) Where was I. Oh yeah, the top five reasons why I would be great with Virginia. Yeah now the shit gets deep.
5.I love the way she goes off and talks about fictional storys as if they are real, because they are real to here. I don't know how many hours of Lestat speeches I had to sit through but I honestly love every minute of it.
4.Not many people can tolerate it, but I love her laugh. Not the one she puts as a front, but her true laugh. I seen it very few times.
3.I love seeing her insecurities, I know this must sound bizarre but I love the brief moments in which she puts up this front that she doesn't really care and she might not but she is just insecure about being dominated, like she dislikes the fact that she is a chick. It is honestly one of the cutest things I have ever seen. The perfect example of this is when she thought it wise to drink a half a bottle of rum.

EXT.- Behind a Brick Building in Landrum- midday to early evening

JACK is half way hold Virginia's hair as VIRGINIA is holding the rest back as she is puking. After VIRGINIA finishes puking she drops to the ground.

JACK
(taking an shirt and wiping VIRGINIA's mouth)
I am so sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen.

VIRGINIA
(Looking straight up into the sky, tears are flowing out of both eyes)
Its so beautiful.

JACK
What is so beautiful?

VIRGINIA
Look up.

JACK
(looking up into the sky)
Oh yes it is.

Silence falls between the two as they both look at the sky.

VIRGINIA (breaking the silence)
That color of blue is absolutely pure and beautiful. That color can not be copied, though people try to paint it everyday, it isn't as beautiful as the one above us. The sky is mine, it belongs to only me.

INT.- COFFEE SHOPISH PLACE

JACK
2.I love how utterly oblivious she is. She probably doesn't even know I have a crush on her and that in itself is hilarious to me, especially whenever it is obvious to everyone else.

EXT.- High school Football stadium- night

It is the homecoming game and it is filled with new and old students. JACK and FLOYD are here by shear chance, because it has been a couple of years since either one of them had been there, so we get a bunch of hey guys, how have you been? From random people.

VIRGINIA
(comes running up screaming)
JACK... FLOYD

JACK
Oh god hide me.

FLOYD
Hi Ginny

VIRGINIA
My name is Virginia.

FLOYD
Oh I am so sorry

JACK
(slapping FLOYD on the shoulder)
You have to excuse my friend, he just hates reunions.

FLOYD
Yeah I am going to go over there.

JACK
I'll see ya later then, I am going to hang out here.

FLOYD
I'll be back later.

FLOYD exits.

JACK
So what are you doing, how's the Pooka Chan?

VIRGINIA
Pooka's great, and I am just sitting drawing and hanging out with Tyler's sister.

JACK
Cool, do you mind if a loser boy like myself hangs out with you for a while.

VIRGINIA
You might want to be careful though.

JACK
And why is that?

VIRGINIA
Well my mother believes you have a crush on me.

JACK
Well, what if I do? Which I don't, but what if I do?

VIRGINIA
Then don't tell her about it.

JACK
(as the world goes into a pause)
I am such a smooth liar, but why couldn't I have been honest then. I don't know. And the sad fact is that I have had many many conversation like that since then.

Fade to: COFFEE SHOPISH PLACE

The guys are putting up the monopoly board.

JACK
1.I like the fact that we like some the same things, and then yet again we are worlds apart in interest. Example being she loves manga and I love comics. Fundamentally the same thing but yet in the same way they are totally different from one another. That I think that is the best comparison of our friendship. Kindred, but yet the exact opposite. To tell you the truth I don't know what that really means but something I am pretty sure of it. Which then yet again I am sure that I am just full of shit.

DAVE
Hey Jack I won the board game.

JACK
That's great man, but I am in the middle of something.

RALPH
Get off your fucking self, it'll never work out, you know this as well as I do. You set up this whole little obsession so it could fail and you would be nursing a broken heart. You are so full of fucking shit. Just stop while you are ahead.

JACK
Can I at least do a Springer and plug a final thought guys?

RALPH
No, I don't want to hear it, whine whine whine, you should have asked the girl out months ago, but no you are going to whine about being away from her, and if you was with her you wouldn't ask out on a date anyway because you are afraid.

JACK
Afraid of what?

RALPH
Now that is for you to figure out you dumb ass.

DAVE puts and the other guy puts the board game away and RALPH walks out.

JACK
I think I'll let this thing go. These emotions, I don't understand them to even to tell you what I exactly feel. In the very end Virginia doesn't need me, I am just too insane to be in any form of relationship with this girl.

RALPH
(From outside)
I heard that and I am telling you to shut the fuck up.

GUY TO RIGHT
Hold on, is it Jack?

JACK
Yes

GUY TO THE RIGHT
And that girl you are supposedly crazy about is named Virginia.

JACK
Yeah

GUY TO THE RIGHT
Well I was just thinking that it would probably be a good idea if you were honest and tell her the truth. I mean really man, why torture yourself over nothing that couldn't be resolved with a simple conversation?

JACK
That would be to complicated

GUY TO THE RIGHT
So are you ever going to talk to her about the way you feel?

JACK
Probably not.

GUY TO THE RIGHT
Then why tear yourself up so much over a hopeless crush?

JACK
But this is a life of a Hopeless Romantic.

GUY TO THE RIGHT
Right, hopeless romantic, its more like hopeless psychotic, I mean really, have you ever consider how she might feel about this whole situation.

JACK
(staring in the camera, biting his lip first and then saying)
Goodnight

Cut to Black

THE END

Horrific Short (read through)

This is one of the first school projects I attempted. I actually try to make this twice and both times it ended in failure, maybe because it was so horrific.

(Two guys are in car, one driving and on riding. The one who is driving is Will and the other is Ben. They have an improvisational conversation before they see a girl walking down the side of the road.)

Will: Sweet seductress of my heart! Let's pick her up.

Ben: Will, no. She looks like a terrorist! (Will looks at him skeptically). Look at the fucking hood man!

Will: A terrorist? Here? Here in the heart of Dixie? Seriously Ben you need help. Your full of shit man, she's just a girl who need a ride.

Ben: (pause, in an accusing tone)You're just trying to get laid.

Will: (angrily). Maybe, but it's my fucking ride and I'm not gonna have some goddamn cocksucker like you telling me who I can, and who I can't give rides to. You should be glad that I'm will to cart your gay ass around anyway, so sit back relax and shut the fuck up!

Ben: Jesus Christ man! I've got a bad feeling about this. You don't have to jump all over me.

Will: You'd like that wouldn't you, alright then.(pulls over). (trying to sound cool) Hey! Need a ride?

Kate: Thank you.

(Kate enters the car, there's a moment of silence before Will resumes driving.)

Will: (awkwardly) So... Are you from around here?

Kate: No.

Ben: (mumbles) Cliche Accent...

Will:(yells) Shut the fuck up Elton John!(to Kate) Where to milady?

Kate: Just stay on this road.

(Will attempts idle chatter with Kate who only replies with one word answers.)

Will: So whats with the hood?

Kate: The sun

Will: Oh...so uh.

Kate: Here. (points to a spot on the side of the road)

(Will parks the car)

Will: Well..here you go, hope to see you soon.

Ben: Jeez.

Kate: Would... you walk with me?

Ben: I don't think thats a good...

Will: (interrupting Ben) Sure! We've got nothing better to do!

(Exit the car, Kate leads them into the woods)

Ben: Dude, there is some freaky shit going on out here.

Will: Like what?

(Cut to shot of a man dressed in a bed sheet)

Will: Come on man, that's a tree.

Ben: No, I'm pretty sure it's a transparent phantom from beyond the grave.

Will: And I'm almost positive it's a goddamn tree.

Phantom: Would you two shut up? You're going to scare away the deer.

Will: See? A tree. Now we need to catch up with that chick.

(The three head deeper into the forest)

Ben: God, vines.

Will: Do you ever stop bitching? (Walks into a vine). (In the spirit of Mr. Orange) Ow! Mother fucker!

(Ben shrugs, then nods).

Kate: Hurry up.

Will: Wait a minute, hunting season isn't for another month.

Ben: Maybe it's bow hunting season.

Will: Yeah right, a tree spitting out arrows?

Ben: That phantom wasn't a tree.

Will: Well it sure as hell wasn't a member of PETA. How bout this man: it was a ghost of a tree...that spits arrows at deer.

Kate: Shut up, keep walking.

Will: Fine (trips and falls, sees bloody arm) Oh shit!

Ben: Did you see the size of that hand?

Will: You know most guys get envious of bigger cocks, not bigger hands. But I guess you like reach the ol'around?

Ben: Your the one falling all over some guy's arm.

Kate: Keep moving.

Ben: I think we should call the cops.

Kate: Come with me.

Ben: She is very open ended.

Will: Don't be telling our audience our cheap gimmicks.

Ben: What the fuck are you talking about?

Will: Nothing fag.

Ben: You know, with all your gay bashing it sounds like your...What was that?

Will: Nothing man, nothing.

(Will's POV of Kate, Kate disappears and then reappears where she disappeared from).

Will: Did you see that?

(Will turns around to find Ben no where in sight)

Kate: See what?

Will: Ben, where are you?

Kate: Silence.

Will: I think I'll wait for Ben.

Kate: He didn't want to come.

Will: Hey... Wait just a minute, are you suggesting he turned back?

Kate: Perhaps.

Will: No, he's too weak willed for that.

Kate: Let's go (Glaring at Will)

Will: (Entranced) Yes...we'll...go.

(Then goes a series of shots of them walking through the woods. Will and Kate arrive at the cabin out in the forest.)

Will: Whats this? The love shack.

Kate: (accent changes) Uh-huh.

Will: So what are we going to do in there?

Kate: Well, you're just going to have to find out, aren't you?

(They approach the door. The door opens by itself)

Will:Where's that Lucas fucker? Goddamn Skywalker Light and Magic. I swear to god I'm going to kick his ass.

Kate: Go in

Will:Yes Ma'am!

(They walk into the shack.)

(As soon as they enter the door Kate pushes Will into the right side of the shack and removes her cloak. Then she walks over to Will. Will starts to say something but Kate puts a finger over Will's lips and then goes in for a kiss, but moves down to his neck.)

Kate: (Fangs out, she is about to bite his neck) So weak, they were.

(Stabbing SFX and Kate's eyes go dim and she falls to the ground)

Will: (Opens his eyes, his lips are still puckered for his missed kiss, looks surprised) Ben! What the holy fuck is happening?

Ben: Your little CUNT here was a vampire.

Will: (Looking down) Which accounts for the whole wooden stake hanging out of her back.

Ben: And she bit me.

Will: Yeah, I see the bite mark.

Ben: Yeah, now I am cursed with eternal life and all that shit.

Will: Wow from cumsucker to bloodsucker, awesome dude!

Ben: Umm... Ok, but I'm rather hungry...

Will: Oh, Ben what big teeth you have!

Ben: You mind if I privilege myself to a free sample?

(Ben tackles Will against the wall, Will knocks Ben to the floor).

Will: Oh! Look at the bad ass vampire.

(Ben grabs Will's leg out from under him. Will now on the floor sees an ax and picks it up as sits up and thrusts the handle into Ben's chest.)

(Kate stands up as will is almost out of the cabin)

Will: Fuck!

(Kate laughs)

(Cuts to black)

The End

Captian's Log: Janurary 2, 2000

I was 15 and just watch Bicentennial Man, which was my first exposure to Isaac Asimov's Robot Series. I think this was the point I realized I was more mature than my father.


Captain’s Log 1/2/00

I am here now at 5:49 pm at the home front after watching a movie that really describe the Human Being in ways I myself, Mister knows it all, couldn’t measure in. Something more is on my mind, my father is sick in his stomach, but I think it could be something probably from all his hating the world and his self-righteous crusade against all father figures like God and his own father. He blame them on the same subject and it’s their fault for everything he has done wrong. Who wants to live with that stress? I might be wrong in saying this, but everything a person does wrong is their own fault, isn’t it? Two days from now I will be going back to school and it’s going to be a nightmare but it’s something to that will keep me on the move instead of being trap in this hellhole.

May 23, 2005

I wrote this almost five years ago and I was only reading Hunter S. Thompson at the time and doing a copious amount of drugs...


With my foot on the gas pedal and a blazing roach in my hand and the road in front of us, my only thought was “what the fuck?” No knowledge of where we were going except this vague idea of “Wal-Mart”, I was cursing the gods for making me the driver tonight. I am sitting next to the ungrateful generation's spawn.

Out of no where the child beside me was screaming like a fool, like a god damn puppet of some sort of scheme to capture the final memory of the promises that the idea of American handed out, or for some music, but his music was all dirty and I felt like shit. I think his tunes squealing in the car was the mixture of Alice in Chains and some other tunes produced in the early nineties that killed itself with neglect and drugs, which was all good but not whenever you can't comprehend the delicate process of driving.

I'm trying to make sense of situation and by now the car is all fogged out and those damn cop dogs could smell twenty-eight miles away. The smoke also hindered my poor vision. I needed an eye exam but I didn't want to pay those dogs any more than I had to. Driving trying to find this thing we all call WALMART, with little success of a possible outcome that didn't require cops. Oh God the paranoia is kicking in. When and where will we be caught, and please Lenny shut the hell up about fucking whatever, I must focus, oh shit there is a chick in my backseat.

We went to locations such as Inman, Campobello and other places and I don't really remember any of the shit that happen at those places but the chick in the backseat is ranting about some sort of 'hot' hickhiker. The only problem with this picture is that I am driving and should have seen this 'hot' hitchhiker with blonde hair. We turned around hitting some sort of dead thing in the road or hell I could just have made that one up, but in the end we found no hitchhiker 'hot' or not. Then we return to fucking LANDRUM, at least I know the cops there are dim.
A big circle we did. It doesn't make sense, we were going to WALMART not circles, but we were going in circles. I think thoughts of something pocessed me but I don't remember what they are or were so we won't mention it. Yeah the woman was controlling the puppet child, it was almost like a show, some sort of worn out sitcom from the early ninties.

Where is this fucking Walmart thing, do we even care about walmart right now, or has the leeches gotten hold of our thoughts because I was pretty horny for a sheep at that moment? Well it was hazy but I found Inman again, thus walmart could be found with what knowledge of the road that remains in my head. In to boiling springs we go, and then Walmart.
I don't remember walmart what so ever so I am going to make it up with mexicans and lesbians. Yeah in Walmart we were greeted by two very hot alien women from mars and they made out in front of us. I think Lenny had drop jaw and I felt like jerking off on those two alien bitches. I don't remember what the chick was doing, but she was doing something in reaction the sight that laid in front of us. Yeah chicks are hot, especially whenever that are eating each other out. I was hungry like a mother fucker and I needed some food for thought, especially when my thought was that of a four year old lesbian alien. I grabbed Lenny and the woman and we explored the store.

The store were filled with illegal immigrants from south of the border which is weird because there was only one van outside. It was Wal-Mart, the store for those that were lost and didn't know of anywhere better to be, especially at two or three in the morning. Products plagued the aisle, plagued my hands, plagued my wallet. Where the hell were we going and why the hell are the kids stealing. Fuck Lenny and his broad, those angry whores that leech off my penny. Well I hate young love, and I bet on the way back they'll squirt bodily fluids all in my bad seat. Goddamnit, can't I take one of these immigrants home with me instead of the people who make this fucking high. I can't take any more WAL MART.

I passed out in the middle of the store, I wake up in a KMart in Spartanburg with Lenny and his lady thing on the roof of West Gate Mall...

I believe there is a moral to the story... maybe, if the drugs didn't cloud my mind and made me oblivious to the whole morality thing. So there you go, nothing new and nothing old, and this will be Quincy's last dance with mary jane. If you can believe that. I sure can't.